Due to the underwhelming reaction to yesterday’s blog, here are a few more images from the uprising in Hong Kong including some handy tips for making your revolution a success.
They were lulled to sleep by the dulcet tones of Marc Bolan.
Never start a revolution on an empty stomach.
Make sure you have a be-sloganed T shirt attacking the establishment. It really annoys them.
A large police presence adds street cred to your revolution. Three is normally considered the minimum.
If it all starts to go wrong do have a mop handy to clear up afterwards. Are you really sure those eggs were fresh the chef used?
I hope you found this useful.