He’s sick. So he’s bunking off blogging. Leaves me to pick up the pieces. So here I am again, Princess Lulu at your service. I thought I’d show you some of my early modelling photos. I have quite a portfolio, you know. I’m not totally happy with the pose above. This was one of my earlier modelling sessions and I’m not convinced Kate Mess started by sitting on a poo tray.This was slightly later when I had my second toy. I have a blue one now as apparently I chewed this one to bits. My first toy was an ice cream cone and I still have it. I sometimes look at it with fond memories and think about how far I’ve come since those distant days of 2009.
His Lordship has been thinking of doing a blog post but frankly can’t make up his mind. There are several candidates in the offing but he hasn’t got the energy anyway. Wimp. One, it seems, is a comparison of me and the Queen. That’s the Queen of England. Brenda the II. It struck him over breakfast that I must be related to her because I have two birthdays, just like Brenda. She has one for her birth date and another one that they just make up. They don’t know my actual birthdate but it was probably around the end of February 2009. So I have one then and another one on the day I adopted them. That seems fair to me. I can’t think what else we have in common except a title. At least I don’t have a pack of weirdo offspring to worry about.
He has another blog post in his mind about President O’Drama and the online poker-playing dude. I think he is backing off that though. Too political. Then there is one called ‘No fear of oblivion’, inspired by an interview he heard on the BBC World Service. Clive James was the subject. Made his lordship think, that one. It will probably never see the light of day. Then he was sitting at the gate at Changi last weekend (the airport, not the prison), looking at all the other people waiting to board the flight. Suddenly he started wondering who they all were and why they wanted to go to Hong Kong too. Could be interesting but probably not the way he would write it – stuffed full of bug photos I expect. And of course there’s a fair chance one of the those
morons fellow travellers gave him the bug that has struck him so low. There are more ideas sadly but the good news is that he is close t0 his 500th post and I told him last week that he had to retire at 500. That means I don’t have to write these guest pieces and I’m sure we’ll all be grateful for that.
So there we are. Just a quick post to let you know all is under control at Schloß Lulu and normal service will be resumed as soon as he is normal. It could be a long wait.