Have you ever been threatened by a penguin? Well its not pretty I can tell you. We were on our last landing on Antarctica and a would-be John Wayne appears.
I’ve come for my boy.
Of course I guess when the ships get iced in life must get pretty boring. Lots of movies etc. until the ice melts or the rescue ice-breakers force their way through. So what do the penguins do when the tourists overstay their welcome? Well, I suspect this penguin had been peeking in through the cabin window and watching a few too many westerns. He was clearly ready for trouble. Quick Draw McGentoo I think he was called.
There was only one problem for old Quick Draw. He’d forgotten to holster up. No six-shooter, QD. So Mrs. Ha went for her Canon and he went for his Colt. There’s no penguin alive as fast as Mrs. Ha with a
credit card Canon. Let’s call it a draw. A rather embarrassed Quick Draw put down his arms and just mosied on by. And when he got home and told Mrs. G. what had happened….. Well, laughed? She nearly bought a round. Poor old Quick Draw. I almost felt sorry for him. But I’m glad he didn’t have his gun on. You just never know. He might have been faster than Annie Oakley. Maybe.