So sang Lynn Anderson when she heard about today’s events.
The deer won’t go.
No. It is now officially their garden and they are eating it.
Not so this bruiser. So what’s your problem, guv’nor? You staring at me?OK, I’ll turn a blind eye, just this once.But would you leave with this little cutie in oestrus? Anyway, what’s a few Azaleas between friends?
Of course they have not just eaten the Azaleas but lots of other prize specimens too. We fear for Mrs. Ha’s new Camellia and my new Winter Honeysuckle. In the meantime Buck and Doe have gone behind the bushes (again). Gardening was never supposed to be like this.
Next time I’ll write (if I remember) about how to get yourself stung by wasps whilst emptying a moth trap.
Your still in pain gardening correspondent.